In the information age of today, it’s not uncommon for us to encounter something online that we disagree with. Often, we find things that make us uncomfortable or seem to attack a core value we hold closely to our hearts. Take spanking children as a form of discipline, for instance. Anytime you post studies about […] More
Parachutes. They are almost ubiquitous among those who jump out of planes. But have we ever done research on them to see precisely how safe they are? Sure, we’ve seen people jump out of planes with parachutes in the past. But how many studies have there been about the safety and effectiveness of parachutes? And […] More
A Science Enthusiast is taking the rare step of publishing an anonymous Op-Ed essay. We have done so at the request of the author, a senior official on the Death Star whose identity is known to us and whose job would be jeopardized by its disclosure. That is why we have blurred his face. We believe […] More
WASHINGTON, DC – On the heels of Michael Cohen’s guilty plea, the Department of Justice is rumored to be discussing whether or not they should charge president Donald Trump as an adult once he’s formally indicted. “It’s really not a matter of if we’re going to indict president Trump, but a matter of how we go about doing it,” […] More
VATICAN CITY, ITALY – God has issued an apology after a series of old statements in which he joked about topics including pedophilia and rape resurfaced — and resulted in Christians everywhere severing ties with the holy father. The move comes as other public figures, such as James Gunn, face public backlash over statements they […] More
WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump took to Twitter today to announce that he has chosen Saul Goodman as his candidate to fill the vacancy on the US Supreme Court. Trump later elaborated on his decision to make such a controversial pick in an impromptu press conference held on the White House lawn: “Saul has […] More
WASHINGTON, DC – The Space Force, the United States’ newest branch of the military, announced today that they will address the problem of illegal immigration on the southern border. In a press conference today, president Donald Trump stated that he has directed the Space Force, led by world-renowned historian and post-futurist Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, to […] More
WASHINGTON, DC – Just two weeks after announcing that he is creating a sixth branch of the military called the “Space Force,” Donald Trump announced that he is nominating Giorgio A. Tsoukalos as the Secretary of the Space Force. Tsoukalos is better known as the “Ancient Aliens” guy, a hit TV show on the History […] More
WASHINGTON, DC – Today, Donald Trump thanked summer break for playing a pivotal role in stopping the carnage of school shootings happening on an almost weekly basis in the United States. White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders explained what this meant in a press conference on Friday: We’ve all looked at the numbers, and […] More
