Advancements in robotics and AI have made sex robots a thing, and I for one think that by and large that’s a good thing for society. I have no data to back this up, but I have a feeling that if more people embraced having a robot they could sublimate their human sexual desires with […] More
Yesterday, I was happily scrolling through my Facebook feed when I happened upon a post by The Atlantic that made me audibly say “what the fuck?” Sorry Betteridge, I believe “what the fuck” is the only reasonable response to this headline. Not wanting to judge or comment on an article before reading it, I took the time […] More
I turn 39 years old later this year. Admittedly I may just be reaching the point in my life where I’m “behind the times,” I suppose. It seems to me, though, that over the course of the last three or four years people have become super-duper obsessed with whether their wife or girlfriend is boning […] More
I don’t want to jerk you guys around too much, so I’m going to get straight out to it, and give you the hard facts, as they’re being released and given to us: spanking it at work is good for you, according to…at least this one psychologist. Mark Sergeant, a senior lecturer in psychology at […] More
A study found that people who own cats may be more likely to enjoy bondage and BDSM than those who don’t own cats. Me-owwwww. Researchers in Slovakia and Czech Republic surveyed over 36,500 people and found that many people who owned cats “are more often aroused by their own fear, danger, and sexual submission”. Their […] More
This is such a touching story. Bishop Daniel Obinim has claimed that he can make men’s penises larger by “massaging” men’s groins using his hands. He also said that he can make women’s breasts larger by massaing them, too. While I’m skeptical of his claims to enlarge women’s breasts by touching them, I have no doubt that […] More
Pornhub is paying scientists to perform porn research, because the only thing better than watching pornography is watching evidence-based pornography. Disclaimer: some of the links in this article link directly to Pornhub.com, but only to pages where they explain their programs in more detail, however the URL itself may get you in trouble if you […] More
Oh boy. Is there anything more entertaining than reading the things a hardcore right wing Christian have to say about sex? I mean, I guess there could be. You could repeatedly stub your toe, stick a q-tip too far into your ear (but like… you shouldn’t use q-tips in your ear at all anyway), or […] More
Sometimes, the jokes write themselves. Yesterday afternoon, two priests in Miami Beach were caught having sex with one another in a car in Miami Beach. They were arrested for ” lewd and lascivious behavior” and one was charged with ” indecent exposure.” According to the Miami Herald, Diego Berrio and Edwin Giraldo-Cortez, both in their […] More
Welcome to 2018. We weren’t sure if we’d make it here, and it’s definitely not going the way we expected it to, but here we are. It’s been a long road. If you remember back to the beginning of the year, we had people eating tide pods. Okay, fine. Whatever. If that’s what you want […] More
