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WASHINGTON, DC – The Space Force, the United States’ newest branch of the military, announced today that they will address the problem of illegal immigration on the southern border. In a press conference today, president Donald Trump stated that he has directed the Space Force, led by world-renowned historian and post-futurist Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, to […] More
WASHINGTON, DC – Just two weeks after announcing that he is creating a sixth branch of the military called the “Space Force,” Donald Trump announced that he is nominating Giorgio A. Tsoukalos as the Secretary of the Space Force. Tsoukalos is better known as the “Ancient Aliens” guy, a hit TV show on the History […] More
If there’s anything I’ve learned while running this website, it’s that people will buy pretty much anything, and for the most ridiculous of reasons. People willingly pay someone $135 so they can put coffee in their ass. People even buy water bottles that have pretty-looking rocks inside them. And women have happily bought wasp nests […] More
LEXINGTON, VA – A woman in favor of private companies exercising their freedom of expression took to Twitter to share her disappointment that a private company exercised their freedom of expression. Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for @POTUS and I politely […] More
You can finally thank a scientist for potentially ruining your love life. Or, more specifically, a philematologist, a scientist who studies philematology, or what we common folk refer to as “kissing.” I guess “philematologist” sounds better than saying “scientist who studies kissing.” (No, your experience on porn sites does not make you a scientist in […] More
EAST AURORA, NY – Global toy company Fisher-Price announced today that they have created a new product that they’re creatively calling “My First Prison Camp.” The miniature internment camp comes in three colors: Cream, Espresso, and Cool Gray. Its features include indoor/outdoor versatility, as it has reversible legs that have the option of adding stakes […] More
WASHINGTON, DC – While on her way to visit immigrant children essentially being held in internment camps, First Lady Melania Trump wore a jacket saying “I really don’t care, do u?” Mrs. Trump has shown deep compassion for immigrants and other marginalized populations, highlighted in her “Be Best” campaign. Of course, well-received “Be Best” campaign […] More
It’s been a question that’s plagued the gamer community for decades – which game is better, Final Fantasy 7 or Final Fantasy 8? But also, which character in Mario Kart is the best? The first game was released in 1992, and since then, Nintendo has released eight more. The majority of my experience with Mario […] More
It seems that we’re in a time period where the division between the two major political parties is more vast than it’s been before. Civil discourse seems to be on the decline as we fear the worst of others. Sometimes this is justified, but many times its not. Author Kurt Andersen was recently featured on […] More
Neil deGrasse Tyson has said “The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it.” That is the underlying foundation of the scientific method. If the findings of a study are true and accurate, once you publish your methods and conclusion, others should be able to replicate your study […] More
I consider myself pretty open-minded. I tend to not judge others for things that they enjoy, and I recognize that pineapple on pizza is a legitimate culinary decision to make. But if you had the chance to consume the flesh of another human being, would you? That’s a question Reddit user IncrediblyShinyShart asked his friends […] More
Today, NASA announced the results of two major studies about Mars. NASA announced that the Curiosity Rover detected organic material on Mars as well as seasonal changes of methane in the atmosphere. The studies are “breakthroughs in astrobiology,” according to astrobiologist Inge Loes ten Kate. What does this mean? Methane is one of the simplest […] More
