Nearly 50 years ago today on July 20th, 1969, humans stepped foot on the surface of the moon for the very first time with the Apollo 11 mission. It was a remarkable achievement that gave the United States victory in the Space Race, and solidified NASA’s role as a leader in space exploration. The Apollo […]
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Since its announcement last month, the Space Force has been a subject of anger, confusion, and even ridicule by yours truly: The proposed branch of the military seeks to have an armed force and permanent presence on the moon – a clear violation of the international space treaty that addresses military activity in space and […]
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CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a press conference today, administrators at NASA announced the much-anticipated results of recent research on the International Space Station into definitions of different sexual positions in space. For decades, researchers pondered how humans will have sex in space, and what the future of sexting will be once humans are living […]
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We know a lot of things about space, and the Milky Way in particular. We know there is dark matter… somewhere. We know that the building blocks of life exist on other planets. And we know that the Earth isn’t fucking flat. But we also don’t know much at all about space. After all, there’s […]
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Today, NASA announced the results of two major studies about Mars. NASA announced that the Curiosity Rover detected organic material on Mars as well as seasonal changes of methane in the atmosphere. The studies are “breakthroughs in astrobiology,” according to astrobiologist Inge Loes ten Kate. What does this mean? Methane is one of the simplest […]
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