There is seemingly no end to the insanity that is Alex Jones. He’s said a lot of crazy things. Perhaps most famously, this whole weird thing about putting chemicals in the water that make the freaking frogs gay: What many people don’t realize though, is like any good pseudoscience, it started out with an ounce […] More
WASHINGTON, DC – The Space Force, the United States’ newest branch of the military, announced today that they will address the problem of illegal immigration on the southern border. In a press conference today, president Donald Trump stated that he has directed the Space Force, led by world-renowned historian and post-futurist Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, to […] More
LEXINGTON, VA – A woman in favor of private companies exercising their freedom of expression took to Twitter to share her disappointment that a private company exercised their freedom of expression. Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for @POTUS and I politely […] More
EAST AURORA, NY – Global toy company Fisher-Price announced today that they have created a new product that they’re creatively calling “My First Prison Camp.” The miniature internment camp comes in three colors: Cream, Espresso, and Cool Gray. Its features include indoor/outdoor versatility, as it has reversible legs that have the option of adding stakes […] More
WASHINGTON, DC – While on her way to visit immigrant children essentially being held in internment camps, First Lady Melania Trump wore a jacket saying “I really don’t care, do u?” Mrs. Trump has shown deep compassion for immigrants and other marginalized populations, highlighted in her “Be Best” campaign. Of course, well-received “Be Best” campaign […] More
I am a huge fan of NPR. I listen to it almost every day, even if I’m just hanging out at home. The commentary is incredibly intelligent, the spin is little-to-none, and the quality of the content is far above nearly any other news organization out there. So I was a bit surprised by the […] More
Today, the Supreme Court ruled in favor of a cake shop in Colorado which refused to serve a homosexual couple, and I agree with the decision. In short, a bakery in Colorado refused service to a homosexual couple seeking a wedding cake, saying it violated his religious beliefs and freedom of speech. SCOTUS ruled on […] More
It’s certainly been a long year this month. We have the usual nonsensical ramblings from someone who is supposed to be the leader of our country. Then we had the white woman who pretended to be black get charged with welfare fraud. Then there was the InfoWars-esque conspiracy theorist with a television show who got […] More
It can be pretty hard these days to distinguish satire from reality. Between fake news, alternative facts, and real, actual headlines, almost anything can seem satirical in nature. My friend James and I recently started a new satire site ourselves at Alternative-Science.com, a URL that we thought clearly implies satire and funny stories. But headlines […] More
Last night on Last Week Tonight, John Oliver explained to viewers everything that those of us who live in Indiana already knew about the current vice president – Indiana’s former governor, Mike Pence. Mike Pence is an anti-LGBTQ misogynist bigot who would very likely be much, much worse for the country if Pence were to […] More
If you’re unfamiliar with Adam Ruins Everything, the basic premise is to debunk popular pseudoscience in an entertaining and fun manner. The show is hosted by Adam Conover, who formerly had a series on CollegeHumor.com by the same name as his show on truTV. The show is fast-paced and information-dense, and even provides citations for […] More
Look, let’s be real here. I’m not here to tell you what you should or should not do to your vagina. Your body, your choice after all. But let’s be real for a minute – there are some things that should absolutely, positively, 100% not go anywhere near your vagina, or any other orifice on […] More
