Science Enthusiast. Atheist. Lover of cats.
Since its announcement last month, the Space Force has been a subject of anger, confusion, and even ridicule by yours truly: The proposed branch of the military seeks to have an armed force and permanent presence on the moon – a clear violation of the international space treaty that addresses military activity in space and […] More
If you’ve followed my blog for any amount of time, there’s no way you don’t already know of my adoration for cats. I love cats so much that a couple of years ago, I made a cat companion (a catpanion?) page for aSE: Skeptical Kitten. If you love cats and like science/secularism sprinkled in as […] More
It’s almost like a weird, seemingly racist Madlibs word game at this point. <White person> calls police on <black person> for doing <thing that is totally legal>. There was Pool Patrol Paula, ID Adam, and to be honest, a lot of other examples you can easily do a Google search to read about. These are […] More
FLINT, MI – Following the resignation of a twerp who never should have been appointed as head of the EPA in the first place, Donald Trump announced today that Pruitt’s successor will be a glass of tap water from the city of Flint, Michigan. Local residents were shocked by the decision, as both the ‘leader […] More
There are only 20,00 African Lions left in the wild currently, having been impacted by loss of habitat, and poachers. Although they have no natural predators, their numbers have diminished by 40% just within the last three generations. That sounds scary, but it’s nothing like the Northern White Rhino. The last male Northern White Rhino […] More
Scott Pruitt, the oversized Keebler Elf who was the head of the Environmental Protection Agency for some reason, has resigned due to his superfluous scandals. And they weren’t even good scandals. If you’re going to do some shady shit, do some shady shit. Don’t be like Scott Pruitt, who couldn’t even commit to being shady. […] More
After months of scandal after scandal, the head of the Environmental Protection Agency, Scott Pruitt, has resigned. As you likely know, Scott Pruitt is a climate change denier who directly oversaw efforts to erase climate change data from the EPA’s own website. Despite that, some traces still persist, as I pointed out in a blog […] More
If you live in the northern hemisphere, you know that it’s hot outside. Really hot. So hot that record heat has been recorded not just in the United States, but all around the world. It’s so hot that I’ve started to question if it would me more energy-efficient (read: lower our electric bill) for Emily […] More
There is seemingly no end to the insanity that is Alex Jones. He’s said a lot of crazy things. Perhaps most famously, this whole weird thing about putting chemicals in the water that make the freaking frogs gay: What many people don’t realize though, is like any good pseudoscience, it started out with an ounce […] More
WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump took to Twitter today to announce that he has chosen Saul Goodman as his candidate to fill the vacancy on the US Supreme Court. Trump later elaborated on his decision to make such a controversial pick in an impromptu press conference held on the White House lawn: “Saul has […] More
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a press conference today, administrators at NASA announced the much-anticipated results of recent research on the International Space Station into definitions of different sexual positions in space. For decades, researchers pondered how humans will have sex in space, and what the future of sexting will be once humans are living […] More
We know a lot of things about space, and the Milky Way in particular. We know there is dark matter… somewhere. We know that the building blocks of life exist on other planets. And we know that the Earth isn’t fucking flat. But we also don’t know much at all about space. After all, there’s […] More
