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    Alex Jones accidentally shows transgender porn live on InfoWars

    Ever since the internet was invented by Al Gore, probably the biggest concern for most people has been their privacy. And no, I’m not referring to their personal information being kept safe, I’m referring to the dark and twisted personal secrets stored in our internet history. No, I don’t want the world to know that […] More

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    Astronauts found a hole on the Space Station, plugged it with a finger

    Last night, flight controllers in Houston and Moscow noticed a drop in pressurization on the International Space Station. To figure out where the leak was, astronauts closed off sections of the station until it was determined that the leak had to be inside the Russian-made area. Upon closer examination, a small 2 millimeter hole was […] More

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    Trump tells evangelicals there will be violence if conservatives lose the 2018 election

    In a closed-door meeting last night, president Donald Trump told evangelical leaders that they are “one election away from losing everything that you’ve got” and that their opponents are “violent people” who will overturn everything Trump has achieved “violently.”  Captured in a recording, Trump said: They will overturn everything that we’ve done and they’ll do […] More

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    As calls to resign increase, Pope Francis continues to stay silent

    By now you’ve undoubtedly heard the stories of how over 300 Catholic priests in Pennsylvania sexually abused over 300 children. Or how Catholic priests in Pittsburgh ran a child pornography ring. Or the story of how one child was sexually abused to the point that he suffered a back injury, resulting in him receiving treatment […] More

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    Scientists at Kent University recreated dinosaur DNA structure

    You read the headline correctly: using modern-day birds and turtles, along with a bit of math, scientists at Kent University recreated the DNA structure of dinosaurs that lived millions and millions of years ago. In a study published in Nature, the team of scientists explained how they used the closest modern-day relatives of dinosaurs, which […] More

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    NASA intern loses her gig after profanity-laden tweet to Homer Hickam

    The internet is arguably the best thing humanity has created. We have unlimited access to the entire wealth of human knowledge at our fingertips that we can easily access from a device that we carry around in our pocket. And quite often, we use this limitless capability in the best ways possible – to look […] More

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    Donald Trump reveals that ‘MAGA’ means ‘My Attorney Got Arrested’

    NEW YORK, NEW YORK – A survey of Twitter users who have posted content with using the “MAGA” hashtag has revealed that, contrary to popular belief, the “MAGA” slogan actually stands for “My Attorney Got Arrested.” Get the SPACE FORCE shirt for 20% off for a limited time in our store! The news comes as […] More

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    The Catholic Church Ran a Child Pornography Ring in Pittsburgh

    It’s time to cancel the Catholic Church. Earlier this week, a two year grand jury investigation in Pennsylvania found that over 300 Catholic priests sexually abused over 1000 children, and leadership within the church made the decision to cover it up and lie about it for decades. And that’s just in Pennsylvania. The Catholic Church […] More

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    Crisis Actor Calls for Followers to Fight Back by Buying More Merch

    AUSTIN, TEXAS – A day after learning his show was banned from YouTube, Apple, Spotify, and Facebook, a professional crisis actor has called for his adherents to fight back against the liberal elite by buying more of his merchandise. Alex Jones and InfoWars generate a sizeable amount of their income from peddling merchandise ranging from […] More

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