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    Trump nominates a glass of Flint Tap Water as head of EPA

    FLINT, MI – Following the resignation of a twerp who never should have been appointed as head of the EPA in the first place, Donald Trump announced today that Pruitt’s successor will be a glass of tap water from the city of Flint, Michigan. Local residents were shocked by the decision, as both the ‘leader […] More

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