Despite a magical spell that Pat Robertson cast to protect the east coast from Hurricane Florence, it’s set to batter the East Coast of the United States late Thursday night or early Friday morning. And to add insult to injury, the storm won’t move much once it makes landfall, and even if it does, rain […] More
Ever since the internet was invented by Al Gore, probably the biggest concern for most people has been their privacy. And no, I’m not referring to their personal information being kept safe, I’m referring to the dark and twisted personal secrets stored in our internet history. No, I don’t want the world to know that […] More
AUSTIN, TEXAS – A day after learning his show was banned from YouTube, Apple, Spotify, and Facebook, a professional crisis actor has called for his adherents to fight back against the liberal elite by buying more of his merchandise. Alex Jones and InfoWars generate a sizeable amount of their income from peddling merchandise ranging from […] More
Welcome to 2018. We weren’t sure if we’d make it here, and it’s definitely not going the way we expected it to, but here we are. It’s been a long road. If you remember back to the beginning of the year, we had people eating tide pods. Okay, fine. Whatever. If that’s what you want […] More
My antipathy for Donald Trump is no secret. I’ve written many articles about Trump and his horrible policies, and have made even more posts about him on the aSE Facebook page itself. I’ve mocked and satirized Trump to the point that about 1/3 of the love letters I receive from angry fans consist of calling […] More
One of the things that really amazes me about the 2016 US presidential election wasn’t that a reality TV star with zero political experience who has a hit-and-miss relationship with the word “truth” actually won the election. I certainly didn’t expect it, but here we are. Instead, what has continued to amaze me is the […] More
I generally don’t like dogpiling on people. Maybe it’s because I’m older, and maybe it’s because I’ve been a victim of it in the past, but I typically don’t like the mob mentality of jumping on someone just to score internet points. It’s part of the larger problem with “call out culture” that has […] More
Probably one of my favorite movies of all time is Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, starring Sacha Baron Cohen. And it seems like he’s struck gold again with Who is America? Perhaps part of the reason I enjoy Borat so much is nostalgia for the time period in […] More
Since its announcement last month, the Space Force has been a subject of anger, confusion, and even ridicule by yours truly: The proposed branch of the military seeks to have an armed force and permanent presence on the moon – a clear violation of the international space treaty that addresses military activity in space and […] More
Scott Pruitt, the oversized Keebler Elf who was the head of the Environmental Protection Agency for some reason, has resigned due to his superfluous scandals. And they weren’t even good scandals. If you’re going to do some shady shit, do some shady shit. Don’t be like Scott Pruitt, who couldn’t even commit to being shady. […] More
After months of scandal after scandal, the head of the Environmental Protection Agency, Scott Pruitt, has resigned. As you likely know, Scott Pruitt is a climate change denier who directly oversaw efforts to erase climate change data from the EPA’s own website. Despite that, some traces still persist, as I pointed out in a blog […] More
If you live in the northern hemisphere, you know that it’s hot outside. Really hot. So hot that record heat has been recorded not just in the United States, but all around the world. It’s so hot that I’ve started to question if it would me more energy-efficient (read: lower our electric bill) for Emily […] More
