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Right-Wing YouTuber Calls Buttigieg ‘Mayor Buttsex’ in Bizarre Pro-Trump Rant

James Schlarmann April 25, 2019, 12:37 pm

"Donald Trump knows what to do in the bedroom. Mayor Buttsex doesn't even understand that." pic.twitter.com/lqOFvu1WF0
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) April 25, 2019

I like to expose myself to a pretty wide variety of people all over the political spectrum in order to write political satire. I frequent right-wing and left-wing social media channels every day, so I feel like I get exposed to just about everything out there. In all my years writing hopefully funny fake news […] More

in Satire

Trump to visit South Bend, Indiana to survey the damage at Notre Dame

Dan Broadbent April 18, 2019, 9:14 pm

SOUTH BEND, INDIANA – Donald Trump announced today on Twitter that he will be traveling to Indiana to visit what’s left of the historic Cathedral at Notre Dame. As of press time, the tweet had close to 20,000 retweets and over 70,000 likes. In an exclusive interview with aScienceEnthusiast.com, Trump explained why it was so […] More

in Politics

Trump says he’s glad the US isn’t powered by wind, because ‘it only blows sometimes’

Dan Broadbent March 28, 2019, 2:27 pm

Trump is known for his rambling, nonsensical diatribes peppered with phrases such as “the best” or believe me”, and even the occasional “bigly.” At this point of his presidency, I’m not sure how he continues to turn the crazy past 11, but somehow he manages to do it. Of course, this occurred on Fox News, […] More

in Politics

Some Folks Think AOC Got Michael Cohen to Help Congress Get Trump’s Taxes

James Schlarmann February 27, 2019, 10:56 pm

https://twitter.com/tribelaw/status/1100930046720647168

There were a lot of explosive, emotional moments in today’s House Oversight Committee hearing. Everyone kind of was expecting the fireworks because Michael Cohen, President Donald Trump’s longtime personal attorney and self-described “fixer,” was giving his first public testimony — under oath, no less — since taking a plea deal from Special Counsel Robert Mueller. […] More

in Funny, Politics

Ivanka Trump Says Americans Don’t Want to be Given Jobs With a Living Wage

James Schlarmann February 26, 2019, 11:20 pm

Ivanka debuts as admin spokesperson for rugged individualism: "I don't think most Americans want to be given something. People want to work for what they get." pic.twitter.com/RerMUQ7aIj
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) February 26, 2019

Ivanka Trump has set social media on absolute fire today. Why someone with enormous alleged wealth, who literally every sentient creature can easily identify as a direct and perpetual beneficiary of nepotism and favoritism, would deign to pontificate about whether working class people “want to be given something” — like a job with a wage […] More

in Politics, Religion

Conservatives Are Accusing AOC of Being a Literal Witch Who is Cursing Trump (With the Help of Demons)

James Schlarmann February 20, 2019, 7:16 pm

I knew that the right was terrified of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), but the religious sect of that particular political cult takes it to a whole new, frighteningly hilarious level. RightWingWatch recently reported that Dave Kubal, the leader of a group known as Intercessors for America, did a prayer live on Facebook and implored his social media congregation […] More

in Opinion

Middle class Trump supporters are learning they’re paying more taxes and oh boy, they’re mad

Dan Broadbent February 8, 2019, 3:02 pm

Previously a family of four got $16,200 (4x$4050) personal exemptions PLUS deductions (mortgage interest, charity, SALT, etc.) of say $24K so total deduction was $40,200.
Now only get standard of $24K.
They got screwed.
It is that simple.#GOPTaxScam #GOPTaxSCAMStories
— Cling 2 Reality (@Cling2Reality) February 6, 2019

We told you. We tried to warn you. “Trump is going to drain the swamp! Trump is going to fix our broken tax system!” These were the cheers heard from the right. Trump supporters were elated when Trump finally passed his tax reform. You know, the bill that was great for corporations but thoroughly dicked down […] More

in Opinion, Politics

Trump’s State of the Union speech was a fact checker’s nightmare

Dan Broadbent February 5, 2019, 10:39 pm

Trump SOTU guests include: family of couple killed by unauthorized immigrant; human trafficking investigator; survivors of Pittsburgh massacre; Alice Johnson; recovering opioid addict; re-hired sawmill employee; child cancer survivor; kid bullied for being named Joshua Trump.
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 5, 2019

If you’re anything like me, you watched Trump’s State of the Union speech and afterwards thought “well, those were certainly all words.” But nothing that he said tonight came as a surprise to anyone. It’s more of the same senseless drivel that comes from Trump and his administration. Look, we knew this was going to be […] More

in Satire

Trump tweets that he regrets not hiring Hillary to work for his 2016 Presidential Campaign

Dan Broadbent January 25, 2019, 12:51 pm

WASHINGTON, DC – Following news that his friend Roger Stone was arrested as part of the Mueller investigation, president Donald Trump took to Twitter to lament quite possibly the biggest mistake of his 2016 presidential campaign: not hiring Hillary Clinton, so he could finally lock her up. Speaking to his comrades on Fox and Friends, […] More

in Space

The story of how Trump offered NASA unlimited funding to go to Mars

Dan Broadbent January 23, 2019, 10:30 pm

Shortly after he assumed the office of presidency, Donald Trump had a conversation with the acting administrator of NASA regarding the likelihood of a crewed mission to Mars by the end of his first term if he gave NASA unlimited funding. What makes this even more amusing is that it all started when he scheduled […] More

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A lawmaker in Arizona wants to tax internet porn to pay for Trump’s border wall

Dan Broadbent January 22, 2019, 4:41 pm 1 Comment

A republican lawmaker in Arizona introduced HB 2444, a new bill that would force retailers to install software that blocks internet porn on computers and smartphones. The block can be removed, but porn privileges would start at $20. This is not the future this liberal wants. Divide yourself by zero and become the void with our new […] More

in Politics

Mike Pence compares Donald Trump to MLK because this is our reality now

James Schlarmann January 21, 2019, 1:03 pm

Vice President Mike Pence is undeniably a self-evident, far-right, theocratic bigot with 19th century ideas about social values, but I think it’s very important to remember something else about him. He’s also a giant moron. Now, I happen to be of the political bent that would put me in a frame of mind to call […] More