Science Enthusiast. Atheist. Lover of cats.
The threat of white supremacists in the United States is real, and the FBI is reportedly taking it just as seriously as ISIS, according to FBI Director Chris Wray. While speaking to senators, Director Wray said “We take both of them very, very seriously. Our focus is on violence and threats of violence against the […] More
Jesus Christ. That was my first thought when my wife told me about “Follow JC Go!”. which is a Christian version of Pokemon Go. Which, I have to reiterate because I know I often post satirical memes and articles, is a completely real thing that actually exists. Order our all-over print Catstronaut shirt now from […] More
At a time when prominent democrats all over the country are being sent bombs in the mail, a Christian pastor has taken to Facebook to really own the libs. I wrote about Joshua Feuerstein earlier this year in January, where I defined him as a “baby-man“, as I feel that is the most succinct and precise definition […] More
Despite the fact that a right wing extremist just sent a baker’s dozen bombs to prominent democrats and actual research showing the majority of domestic terrorism is from right wing extremists, there is a myth perpetuated by conservatives that the left is “out of control.” Investigative journalist David Neiwert, who is the author of Alt-America: The […] More
God works in mysterious ways™. At least that’s what Christians always tell us. Famine? Poverty? Childhood cancer? All mysterious works of God. And who are we to question an all-powerful creator who chooses to spend his time senselessly killing the very things he’s created? I mean, we’ve all played SimCity or The Sims, and if you didn’t cause disasters […] More
Ah, yes. The latest viral ‘science’ research whose results are ‘damning’ to society as a whole. Right? I mean, right? Who are we to question what the science gods tell us is true? And who are we to say that there is bad science reporting happening? We’re just normal people who click a link on the […] More
Pornhub is paying scientists to perform porn research, because the only thing better than watching pornography is watching evidence-based pornography. Disclaimer: some of the links in this article link directly to Pornhub.com, but only to pages where they explain their programs in more detail, however the URL itself may get you in trouble if you […] More
With the seemingly constant stream of negative news lately, it’s the small things we should really take time to appreciate. Like using Snapchat to put bread face filters on our cats. I believe this is how we’re going to make America great again. As we all know, the internet was created for cat pictures, videos, […] More
I suppose you can file this under “things we already knew but now we have actual data that supports it.” A study published in Applied Cognitive Psychology found a link between religious beliefs and a poor understanding of the physical world around us. This is consistent with what we would expect to see. In the past, when […] More
God bless the internet for giving us a seemingly never-ending stream of strange stories. On Tuesday of this week, a man in North Dakota was arrested after he allegedly masturbated, then dipped his buttocks into the holy water at his local church. According to the Idaho Statesman, a man ingested methamphetamine then tried to attend […] More
Earlier today, an anomaly during the launch of a Russian Soyuz Rocket from the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan forced the crew to abort, and engage in an emergency landing, according to NASA. The crew launched at 4:40 am Eastern time (2:40 pm local time in Russia) with NASA astronaut Nick Hague and cosmonaut Aleksey Ovchinin onboard. NASA and […] More
Hurricane Michael has officially made landfall in the Florida pandhandle with sustained winds at 155 miles per hour. That’s equivalent to an EF-3 tornado that sticks around for hours! While the story with Hurricane Florence earlier this year was the amount of water dumped – water that still hasn’t completely left the area – the […] More
