With the seemingly constant stream of negative news lately, it’s the small things we should really take time to appreciate. Like using Snapchat to put bread face filters on our cats. I believe this is how we’re going to make America great again. As we all know, the internet was created for cat pictures, videos, […] More
Earlier today, an anomaly during the launch of a Russian Soyuz Rocket from the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan forced the crew to abort, and engage in an emergency landing, according to NASA. The crew launched at 4:40 am Eastern time (2:40 pm local time in Russia) with NASA astronaut Nick Hague and cosmonaut Aleksey Ovchinin onboard. NASA and […] More
A new poll released by the Pew Research Center shows that amid the countless sex abuse scandals, Pope Francis’s popularity among Catholics has reached a new low. CNN reports: Overall, 72% of Catholics in the United States view Francis in either a very or mostly favorable light — down from 84% in January — but […] More
Content warning: This post contains some very graphic images of a man who literally shot himself in the foot with a .45 caliber bullet. Read it or don’t, I’m not your dad. There’s nothing more ‘Murican than beer, guns, and steel-toe boots. And perhaps a combination of the three led to an incident where a […] More
Christian pastor, and former member of the Indiana House of Representatives, Don Boys has a message for everyone attacking Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh. Boys says that according to the Bible: “no scream, no rape.” In his own words, Boys explains: Rape is having sex with a woman while she screams for help. No scream, […] More
While Elon Musk and SpaceX are moving forward with plans to build their first base on Mars in the next 10 years, NASA is is still stuck exploring the red planet with roving robots. Well, I guess we should really say “robot.” NASA’s pair of rovers, Curiosity and Opportunity, were subjected to a massive dust […] More
They say that ‘everything is bigger in Texas,’ and given the Texas Board of Education’s latest decision, I assume this phrase includes the amount of stupidity. Last week, the Board of Education in Texas voted to remove many historical figures, including Hillary Clinton and Helen Keller, but include other figures, including Moses. Yes, the Moses. […] More
We’re just now beginning to see the destruction left behind by Hurricane Florence. Despite Pat Robertson’s shield of protection spell, the eye of the storm made landfall last Friday, yet parts of the Carolinas are still being drenched with rain, with some areas expecting upwards of fifteen more inches. And to add insult to injury, […] More
I’ve lived in Indiana my entire life. The land of MAGA bumper stickers, Mike Pence, meth labs, and completely preventable HIV outbreaks. It’s a truly magical place. And for a short period of time, we also had a state law that allowed businesses to discriminate against people who were gay or transgender under the guise […] More
I’ve had the great pleasure this year of getting invited by NASA to not just one, but two different rocket launches this year. Left: SpaceX’s TESS launch on April 18th, 2018 and Orbital ATK’s (now Northrop Grumman) Right: OA-9 ISS resupply mission on May 21st, 2018 If you ever have a chance to go […] More
You read the headline correctly and no, unfortunately, this is not satire. The former chancellor of the St. Paul and Minneapolis archdiocese, Robert Carlson, said under oath that he “wasn’t sure if he knew that it was illegal for priests to have sex with children.” This comes after he admitted to protecting predator priests when […] More
A Science Enthusiast is taking the rare step of publishing an anonymous Op-Ed essay. We have done so at the request of the author, a senior official on the Death Star whose identity is known to us and whose job would be jeopardized by its disclosure. That is why we have blurred his face. We believe […] More
