A massive fire has broken out at the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris, causing its iconic spire to collapse. As of this writing, we don’t know if anyone has been injured or what started the fire. It goes without saying that I truly hope no one was harmed and that those inside were able to […] More
The religious folks are at it again. In a desperate attempt to one-up the Christian who says straight people don’t engage in oral sex or do butt stuff, a mother of four sons argues that leggings are corrupting her children. In a letter to the editor of the Notre Dame student newspaper, Maryann White rips into […] More
The Christian activist group ‘One Million Moms’ who, as of this writing have 3,649 followers on Twitter, are taking the makers of Kit Kat to task for their new ad because Missy Elliott reminds them of penises. In case you didn’t notice, I filed this one under the category ‘Previously Unsaid Sentences’ because this is […] More
As of this coming Thursday, I will have lived all 35 years of my life in the state of Indiana. That about begins and ends all the positive things I can say about my state. After all, our state’s former governor also happens to be our current vice president, and during his tenure in Indiana, […] More
By now you’re likely familiar with the Hacienda HealthCare story, where a 29 year old client gave birth while in the nursing home’s care. The woman had been in the nursing home since a near-drowning when she was just three years old. After collecting DNA samples from the male employees, police arrested Christian rapper Nathan Sutherland for […] More
According to NBC News, a Catholic hotel dishwasher in Miami was awarded $21.5 million after a jury ruled that her employer ‘violated her religious rights’ by repeatedly scheduling her to work on Sundays, and eventually firing her. So… How ’bout that war on Christianity, eh? Get our ‘Save the planet’ shirt, on sale now in […] More
As first reported by our friends over at Friendly Atheist, a Christian homeless shelter filed a lawsuit against the city of Anchorage, Alaska for the right to refuse services for trans people. Because nothing screams Christian Values™ more than judging someone on what genitals they were born with. Alliance Defending Freedom argues that the Hope […] More
Christian bigotry on full display: According to The Texas Tribune, republicans in Tarrant County, Texas are going to vote on whether to recall their vice-chairman based solely on the fact that he’s Muslim. Because nothing says Christian Values™ better than some good old-fashioned Christian bigotry. Shahid Shafi identifies as a Republican because of his firm […] More
Forget your new year’s resolutions and live it up – A totally serious and completely real Biblical prophecy claims that the apocalypse will happen in December 2019, ending life as we know it on Earth once and for all. More specifically, on December 28th. FREAKING FINALLY. It’s about damn time. I’ve been getting pretty tired […] More
While I haven’t yet seen it, the new movie Vice is definitely on the short list of films that I *must* see. The bioflick stars Christian Bale portraying former vice president Dick Cheney and his rise as the most powerful (and evil) vice president in United States history. The film itself was written and directed by Adam […] More
In a video, Donald Trump’s Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, who is currently our country’s highest-ranking diplomat, says that he believes that the rapture is real and is coming. In the video he says: “We will continue to fight these battles, it is a never ending struggle… until the Rapture.” This timeline just keeps getting […] More
Growing up Catholic, I never doubted what the church taught me. Not only was I an altar boy as a kid, but I also was an participant in my church’s annual Christmas pageant and played the role of Joseph, desperately looking for somewhere for the “virgin” Mary to plop out the son of God before […] More
