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The Catholic Church Ran a Child Pornography Ring in Pittsburgh

A Science Enthusiast August 16, 2020, 2:49 pm

It's strange to hear the deafening silence from the #BoycottTarget crowd regarding the Catholic Church.

It's almost as if they weren't actually concerned about kids getting sexually abused in the first place.
— █an Br█ad██nt █ (@aSciEnthusiast) August 15, 2018

It’s time to cancel the Catholic Church. Earlier this week, a two year grand jury investigation in Pennsylvania found that over 300 Catholic priests sexually abused over 1000 children, and leadership within the church made the decision to cover it up and lie about it for decades. And that’s just in Pennsylvania. The Catholic Church […] More

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Why are people booing Pete Davidson for comparing R Kelly to the Catholic Church?

James Schlarmann March 11, 2019, 10:24 am 1 Comment

The whole entire, stated purpose of satire is to hold up someone or something to criticism using humor, insults, mocking, and general irreverence. Its nature means that the art form of satire is often mistaken for earnest sincerity, or taken out of context after being misunderstood. Satire drips with irony and sarcasm, and some folks […] More

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The Catholic Church knowingly hid predator priests in Latino communities in L.A.

Dan Broadbent November 9, 2018, 9:10 pm

As I’ve written before, there seems to be almost no end to the horror that is the Catholic Church. It’s time to quit the Catholic Church. We had the predator priests in Pennsylvania who ran a child pornography ring. Then there was the cover-up and minimization. There was even the story of how Pope Francis, […] More

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Pittsburgh bishop tells followers to pray for priests and the Catholic Church

Dan Broadbent August 19, 2018, 3:04 pm 1 Comment

Amid calls for his resignation over a report that church leaders in Pennsylvania covered up sexual abuse by priests, Bishop David Zubik tells @gstephanopoulos the diocese listened to victims "carefully," and "removed priests from ministry" https://t.co/iYl1gIZuJM #ThisWeek pic.twitter.com/eVux8V9VoR
— This Week (@ThisWeekABC) August 19, 2018

David Zubik, bishop of the Pittsburgh Diocese where priests ran a child pornography ring and coached one another to target children to molest, released a letter asking for followers to pray for the priests and to pray for the Catholic Church. Seriously. He also asked followers to pray for the children that the priests he […] More

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The Catholic Church Ran a Child Pornography Ring in Pittsburgh

Dan Broadbent August 15, 2018, 4:52 pm 19 Comments

It's strange to hear the deafening silence from the #BoycottTarget crowd regarding the Catholic Church.

It's almost as if they weren't actually concerned about kids getting sexually abused in the first place.
— █an Br█ad██nt █ (@aSciEnthusiast) August 15, 2018

It’s time to cancel the Catholic Church. Earlier this week, a two year grand jury investigation in Pennsylvania found that over 300 Catholic priests sexually abused over 1000 children, and leadership within the church made the decision to cover it up and lie about it for decades. And that’s just in Pennsylvania. The Catholic Church […] More

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Catholic Church Continues To Ignore Child Sex Abuse

Dan Broadbent February 17, 2016, 8:51 pm 2 Comments

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Catholic Church Continues To Ignore Child Sex Abuse Though it seems completely inconsistent with their own ideology, the Catholic Church has told new Bishops that they don’t have to report sex abuse of children. Though it is shocking, this guidance is fairly consistent with the church’s long history of protecting priests who have sexually abused […] More

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Catholic League President says ‘It’s not rape if the child isn’t penetrated’

A Science Enthusiast August 16, 2020, 2:49 pm

In case you thought that the systematic abuse of children at the hands of Catholic priests, followed by a thorough cover-up wasn’t enough, Bill Donohue is here to set the record straight and inform you that yes, things can actually get worse. Bill Donohue is the president of the ‘Catholic League for Religious and Civil […] More

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Catholic hotel worker in Miami awarded $21 million after being forced to work on Sundays

Dan Broadbent January 16, 2019, 9:35 pm

According to NBC News, a Catholic hotel dishwasher in Miami was awarded $21.5 million after a jury ruled that her employer ‘violated her religious rights’ by repeatedly scheduling her to work on Sundays, and eventually firing her. So… How ’bout that war on Christianity, eh? Get our ‘Save the planet’ shirt, on sale now in […] More

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Church leader warns smartphone users to be careful of the Antichrist

Dan Broadbent January 9, 2019, 11:42 am

In elementary school, I always rode the bus home to my grandma’s house after school. My grandma happened to live nextdoor to a Pentecostal church that had its own school, and afterwards I would play basketball with the other kids who attended it. As I’ve said before, I grew up Catholic and was rather insulated […] More

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Catholics just made their own ‘Pokemon Go’ where you collect saints

Dan Broadbent October 26, 2018, 10:58 pm

Jesus Christ. That was my first thought when my wife told me about “Follow JC Go!”. which is a Christian version of Pokemon Go. Which, I have to reiterate because I know I often post satirical memes and articles, is a completely real thing that actually exists. Order our all-over print Catstronaut shirt now from […] More

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Man arrested after he masturbates, dips butt in church’s holy water

Dan Broadbent October 11, 2018, 3:37 pm

God bless the internet for giving us a seemingly never-ending stream of strange stories. On Tuesday of this week, a man in North Dakota was arrested after he allegedly masturbated, then dipped his buttocks into the holy water at his local church. According to the Idaho Statesman, a man ingested methamphetamine then tried to attend […] More

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Catholic League president has crazy response to South Park’s portrayal of predator priests

Dan Broadbent October 5, 2018, 11:01 am

Fans of the blog will remember Bill Donohue, who is the president of the Catholic League. Not too long ago, when news of the 300+ Pennsylvania predator priests broke, Donohue decided that it was necessary for him to come out and explain that not all of the 1000+ child victims in the Pennsylvania grand jury’s […] More