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    Kanye West is writing a book about philosophy – No, seriously

    According to Page Six, the esteemed public thinker known as Kanye West is writing a book about philosophy. And no, this is not satire. Kanye shared his driving idea behind the book: I’ve got this philosophy — or let’s say it’s just a concept, because sometimes philosophy sounds too heavy-handed. I’ve got a concept about […] More

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    The next total solar eclipse in the US is April 8, 2024!

    Where do you plan on being in 5 years? Typically this would be an inconsequential question often asked at job interviews, where you’re suddenly forced to make up some sort of lofty goal or otherwise lie your ass off to make yourself look good. But what if I were to ask you where do you […] More

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    Trump proposal legalizes discrimination by giving doctors ‘Religious Protections’

    The Trump administration faces a potential lawsuit from the state of New York if they proceed with their proposed legislation that would give healthcare workers “religious protections,” allowing them to withhold information from patients regarding different treatment options. The legislation, called “Protecting Statutory Conscience Rights in Health Care; Delegations of Authority,” was filed in January, […] More

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    Could Higgs Boson and Primordial Black Holes Explain Dark Matter?

    Without an actual discovery, it can be difficult to convince us laypeople that there’s really such a thing as “dark matter.” It seems to interact with our universe solely through gravity, and no experiment has detected it here on Earth yet. So what if there’s an explanation to what’s causing the dark matter’s using physics […] More

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    This 124 year old patent shows the right way to use toilet paper

    Everybody poops. And that’s great! I mean, from a biological standpoint, it would be a really not great thing if you didn’t. But what happens after you poop can be a real problem. Of course, I’m talking about toilet paper. Sometimes, it can make for a house that’s divided. Should it be over or under? […] More

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    Christians are complaining that Cadbury Creme Eggs are killing Easter

    Easter is the holiest of Christian holidays. It falls on the first Sunday after the first full moon occurring on or after the March equinox, and if that sounds pagan to you, that’s because it is. But that doesn’t stop the army of Christians suffering from an incurable persecution complex from logging into Twitter exact […] More

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    Fox News: Crybaby snowflakes whine that atheists bully Christians with logic

    It can be pretty hard these days to distinguish satire from reality. Between fake news, alternative facts, and real, actual headlines, almost anything can seem satirical in nature. My friend James and I recently started a new satire site ourselves at Alternative-Science.com, a URL that we thought clearly implies satire and funny stories. But headlines […] More

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    Rush Limbaugh checkmates Stephen Hawking – and Christianity – with one simple question

    Esteemed philosopher, lauded theologian, and right-wing extremist – Rush Limbaugh – is no stranger to making outrageous statements and bold, factless claims.  So it’s no surprise that he’s in the news today for, again saying something completely and utterly ridiculous on the heels of Stephen Hawking’s death. While talking about The Big Bang during his […] More

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    The 10 best and most inspirational Stephen Hawking quotes

    World-renowned mathematician, astronomer, and inspiration to countless generations of current and future scientists, Stephen Hawking, has died at the age of 76. The family released a statement early Wednesday morning sharing the incredibly sad news. BREAKING: Professor Stephen Hawking has died, a spokesperson for his family says. Professor Hawking died peacefully at his home in […] More

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